Josh mentions his abs for no reason 

Josh struggles to remember anything

Josh is so dyslexic that his first-grade teacher called my mom before conferences to warn her

Josh is so bad at writing that his friends refer to the language that he texts as “Josh-ish.”

Josh once emailed a math teacher on a Friday night, and she felt the need to say: I hope you do not spend your whole weekend studying

Josh got fired by Iggy Azalea

Josh drove through a winter storm in high school to go home to finish math homework

Josh named his company “The Computer Kid” after his dad suggested it because he couldn't think of anything better

Watches 30 Rock too many times

Josh’s only girlfriend in high school went to another school, and none of his friends from his school ever met her

Josh wore hoodies and skinny jeans for four years of high school

Josh won an English award, junior year of high school, out of sympathy

Josh made a joke Instagram account out of a signle bad joke